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where u wanna go lol
Luxury Destinations at Questionably Low Prices 💸✈️😏
✨✅ Rated one of the worlds top* airlines for reliability 😏🚨
| Flight # | Destination | Departure Time | Status | Reason |
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* rated in the top 10,000 airlines.
🌍✈️ THE WORLD'S MOST PRESTIGIOUS AIRLINE FLEET™ 💎🚀
Ilyushin IL-62
🚀 This soviet beast will hopefully get you to your destination. We found it in a warehouse, the CAA said no but we're using it anyways. 🚨✈️
Airbus 737-200 (i think?)
We think this was made by Airbus. Not too sure. Either way, it flies to Luton, and we keep it around for tax reasons.
McDonald DC-10?
This plane has a third engine as a backup, because the 2 usually isn't enough. 🔥🚨 Standing room only. 🤷♂️🛬
Jetstream something...
🚀 💨 We found this plane poking out of a skip, but it's old, loud and it flies, so we're keeping it. 🕵️♂️✨
Boeing 777
✈️⚖️ We only have this plane because CAA said so. 📜🚨 🛩️💨 It's on loan from PIA 🇵🇰—and they haven't asked for it back. 🤷♂️💀
A340-6000
Behold our latest invention. 🎉 This plane is our largest in the fleet and has a record breaking 1,448 seats on it. 🏆 This plane flies exclusively to Sydney.
✈️ ENHANCE YOUR FLIGHT WITH THESE ITEMS 💸🛫🔥
In Flight Entertainment
An iPad or, whatever we can find. Includes a headphone.
£49.95
In Flight Food
Whatever is leftover. Probably a dodgy panini.
* image for reference only. may not resemble item.
£24.99
Safety
Because safety is a premium feature.
£69.42
🎉✈️ Party Plane 🌴🍹
Ladies and gentlemen we present the party plane to Ibiza.
2000s party music - loads of brits 🇬🇧 - one complimentry vodka redbull.
from £1.99